Merry, Merry

The doctor scratches his head
And is almost struck dumb
Why did Santa Claus have
A mince pie stuck up his bum
The only answer was
On a pie he must have sat
So the doctor said
“I’ll give you some cream to put on that”

A Bum Note

If the poem seems familiar, it's a festive take on Paul's popular poem Berry, Berry.


Not very rude


Rhyming poem


8 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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