Merry, Merry
The doctor scratches his head
And is almost struck dumb
Why did Santa Claus have
A mince pie stuck up his bum
The only answer was
On a pie he must have sat
So the doctor said
“I’ll give you some cream to put on that”
A Bum Note
If the poem seems familiar, it's a festive take on Paul's popular poem Berry, Berry.
Rating
Not very rude
Style
Rhyming poem
Length
8 lines
Key Stage
KS1, KS2, KS3
Author
Paul Curtis
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