Snow Show

A weather man predicted snow
But he didn’t get it right
So the female anchor on the show
Asked to our delight
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches!
You promised me last night?"

A Properly Rude Poem

Another of those rude poems which contains no rude words. If you get it, excellent. If you don't, please, please please don't go rushing to ask your parents what it means.


Very rude


Rhyming Poem


6 lines

Key Stage



Paul Curtis

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