Christmas May Be Cancelled

Christmas may be cancelled
The reindeer are on strike
Santa's stuck in Lapland
Forget your brand new bike

Christmas isn't cancelled
Royal Mail saves the day
Postmen playing Santa
Expect that bike mid-May

Strike Force

First we had Post Haste and now another poem which is rather rude about postmen. Perhaps it's not surprising my own letters look as though they've been chewed up by a rottweiler and spat out on the door mat, if they arrive at all

Style

Rhyming poem

Rating

Not very rude

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS3

Author

Patrick Winstanley