A Wee While

The sack of parcels
Beneath the tree

Are children's faces
Filled with glee?

No, Santa's stopped
To take a pee.

It's cold, he's old, so
If you're lucky

He might just reach you
In time for tea

All Things Come

It's not quite as cruel as Patrick's earlier poem Christmas May Be Canelled, but neither poem paints Santa Claus in a very good light.


Not very rude


Rhyming poem


10 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

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