Preparing The Bird
The best way to prepare
Your turkey this Christmas
Is to keep it simple
To minimize the fuss
To my way of thinking
The best method to apply
Is just be straight
And say “Turkey, you’re going to die”
Be Blunt
Simple instructions in verse form for preparing your Christmas turkey for its inevitable fate .
Rating
Not very rude
Style
Rhyming poem
Length
4 lines
Key Stage
KS2, KS3
Author
Paul Curtis
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