Twas the Night before Christmas # 1

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house,
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
As earlier that night with the aid of cheese and a trap
I bad Mr. Mouse Merry Christmas as the spring went snap

A Parody

A parody of the poem Twas the Night Before Christmas which might carry the alternative title The Mr Mouse Massacre

Rating

Cruel, but not rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis