If You Ask A Stupid Question

Joshua was caught talking to a friend during assembly
“What do you call a person” asked the headmaster
“Who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?” 
Joshua thought and to great applause he said “A teacher.”

About the Poem

A pupil who is 'too clever by half' scores a glorious victory over the headmaster.


Terrible Teachers


Funny rhyming poem


4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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