I Wish To Complain
“I wish to complain” the woman growled
The manager said “How can I help you?”
“There is a puddle on the bathroom floor
What are you going to do?”
The manager with a smile replied
“I’ll have the maid mop it up for you,
And if it’s any consolation, I have three sons
And there’s always a puddle in our loo.”
About the Poem
A poem oveflowing with some slightly misguided toilet humour.
Category
Style
Short rhyming poem
Length
8 lines
Key Stage
KS1, KS2, KS3
Author
Paul Curtis
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