Takeaway Blues

Last weekend my dad tried
A new Indian takeaway
He said it was very good
But he suffered the next day

He was violently sick
And was rushed into hospital
But he’s on the mend
And has no ill effects at all

The bhajis contained tulip bulbs
Obviously not the right thing
The hospital has said
He won't be out until the spring

About the Poem

Not a patricularly fathers day themed poem for fathers day, but it might appeal to a lager swilling, curry loving pater familias.


Funny Fathers Day Poems


Short rhyming poem


12 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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