Takeaway Blues
Last weekend my dad tried
A new Indian takeaway
He said it was very good
But he suffered the next day
He was violently sick
And was rushed into hospital
But he’s on the mend
And has no ill effects at all
The bhajis contained tulip bulbs
Obviously not the right thing
The hospital has said
He won't be out until the spring
About the Poem
Not a patricularly fathers day themed poem for fathers day, but it might appeal to a lager swilling, curry loving pater familias.
Category
Style
Short rhyming poem
Length
12 lines
Key Stage
KS2, KS3
Author
Paul Curtis
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