Twas the Night Before Christmas # 2

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the flat,
Not a creature was stirring not even the cat
The mince pies had been eaten every one and all
And the dog had thrown up on the carpet in the hall

Yet Another Parody

A parody of the poem Twas the Night Before Christmas which is very funny and slightly sick.


Quite rude


Rhyming poem


4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

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