My Teacher is an Alien
My teacher is an alien
A spotted it in class
He's seven mouths, scaly skin
And talks out of his…
…aren't teachers strange creatures
About the Poem
A mildly rude poem about a school teacher which has a naughty missed rhyme. Would you notice is you were taught by an alien? I suspect you would if your teacher had seven mouths and scaly skin. But scaly skin on its own sounds like a lot of teachers I know.
Category
Style
Funny rhyming poem
Length
5 lines
Key Stage
KS2, KS3
Author
Patrick Winstanley
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