Frankly My Dear

What would a fish say
If it swam into a concrete wall?
Well it would probably say “dam”
If it said anything at all.


A Fishy Conceit

A fishy poem which derives it humour from a pun.


Animal Antics


Rhyming poem


4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2


Paul Curtis

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