About the Poem

You'd think that vampires had enough to worry about without being overly concerned about their appearance, but…


Funny Halloween Poems


Rhyming poem


8 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

If Vampires Can’t See Their Own Reflection

If vampires can’t see
Their own reflection
In a mirror or anything else
That’s shiny

Then the thing I
Have always wondered is
How do they manage
To keep their hair tidy?

Copyright © Patrick Winstanley. All Rights Reserved

funny Halloween poems startfunny Halloween poems backFunny Halloween poemsfunny Halloween poems forwardfunny Halloween poems end
Copyright © Funny Poems for Kids / Patrick Winstanley 2002-2018 All Rights Reserved.
Individual poems are copyright of the stated authors and used with permission