About the Poem

The trick or treaters in this funny Halloween poem are the subject of sweet revenge.


Funny Halloween Poems


Rhyming poem


8 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Paul Curtis

Trick or Treat

When the little boys and girls
Knock at my door for candy
I must give them what they want
“Or else” is their modus operandi
So with a false smile I comply
But under my breath I pray
That by the time Christmas comes
They’ll all have tooth decay

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