About the Poem

A humorous poem about a vampire who doesn't like sucking blood from the necks of his victims. Put in those terms, I think most of us would prefer a healthy muesli bar.


Funny Halloween Poems


Rhyming poem


4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley


I'm a vegetarian vampire
With an aversion to necks
So I fly round aimlessly nibbling
Nutty oaty chewy snacks

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