Doctor In Motion
“Doctor I have chronic diarrhoea
And I think it’s hereditary”
“Nonsense man I can assure you
Diarrhoea is not hereditary,
And no matter how chronic it is
It’s not as bad as it seems”
“But doctor I know it’s hereditary
Because it’s in my jeans”
About the Poem
A funny poem about diarrhoea which is disgusting rather than dirty.
Category
Rating
Quite disgusting
Style
Rhyming poem
Length
8 lines
Key Stage
KS3
Author
Paul Curtis
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