Being Picky
You can pick a dandelion
And you can tell the time
You can pick forget-me-nots
And then recite the rhyme
You can smell the cow parsley
To tell if it will rain
Or You can pick some daisies
And make a daisy chain
But never pick a buttercup
Just leave it as you find
Someone who's lost a buttock
Will not be far behind.
About the Poem
A rather silly and only moderately rude poem which goes from utterly charming to distinctly odd in a single leap.
Category
Rating
Not very rude
Style
Rhyming poem
Length
12 lines
Key Stage
KS2, KS3
Author
Patrick Winstaley
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