Weather Prognostications...

If buds the Holly before the May,
Global warmings on its way,
But if before the May the Holly is,
Expect an Ice Age - sincere apologies

About the Poem

An old English saying or saw has been modernised to give it some contemporary relevance.


Odes and Ends


Old Saw Resharpened


4 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

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