Mixed Drinks

I like tea, and you like coffee
So it was clever of you
To combine the two
And make us a cup of hot toffee

(even though it tasted like mud).

Being Helpful

A short, silly verse which was inspired by seeing a number of notices which said that the refreshments offered at a variety of different events would be tea/coffee.


Happy Families


Short rhyming poem


5 lines

Key Stage

Pre-school, KS1, KS2


Patrick Winstanley

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