Tricks of The Mind

Granddad's a master magician,
A conjurer without compare.
He's famed for his sleight of hand,
A prestigious prestidigitator.

Even though he's got dementia,
He can still make things disappear.
His glasses, his slippers, his stick
Have all vanished into thin air.

Best forgotten

In our family, dementia is known as the 'forget-me-not disease', although it perhaps would be better named 'forget-the-lot'.


Happy Families


Rhyming poem


8 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3


Patrick Winstanley

Copyright © Patrick Winstanley. All Rights Reserved

FirstPreviousFunny family poemsNextLast
Copyright © Funny Poems for Kids / Patrick Winstanley 2002-2018 All Rights Reserved.
Individual poems are copyright of the stated authors and used with permission